Sitting in a hotel in Hartford, CT. I hadn't flown into this airport since my commuter days ten years ago, and back then we always had a short overnight very close to the airport. Now I'm in a decent hotel downtown overlooking the river. The trees look to be at their peak of color, and I'd love to go out and explore, except that it's 48 degrees and pouring rain out there. In the old days this wouldn't bother me, but now that I'm a soft creampuff from Arizona, it's just too much.
So somebody tell me about Hartford, because I'm going to miss it.
As I'm sitting here, I'm thinking about my bike back home. Last Tuesday I did a 200k for my longest ride ever (ended up being 131 miles), but somewhere along that ride I managed to dribble a bunch of Hammer gel out of my flask onto the front of my bike. Got it all over the fork, handlebars, front spokes, etc. Next day I tried to clean some of it off (emphasis on "some"), and the stuff was as hard as a rock. It took a freaking chisel and hammer to get the crap off. If it turns into rock on your bike, what the hell does it do in your stomach? No wonder I was feeling lousy the first part of the ride when all I was taking in was hammer gel! What would happen if I left the lid open on my big bottle at home? Would I end up with a big old rock like weapon or a paperweight?
On the other hand, you don't see beer doing that stuff. You pour beer on your bike, it won't turn solid. Would it make better cycling fuel? Only problem is that you'd have to go to the bathroom a lot or pee your chamois.
I think that I might be able to combine the two somehow to get the best of both products. You have Honey Stingers out there (Made from Real Honey!), so why not beer shooters in a convenient gel pack (Made from Real Beer!)? Malt Blocs instead of Shot Blocs. Pale Ale Gu? And maybe some Cabernet Sauvingnon Sport Beans. The possiblities are endless. Maybe we could even get Joe Six Pack out riding when he hears what kind of cool stuff we eat on the bike.
If it wasn't raining out, I'd go get some supplies and do some experiments in my room, but I think I'll just sit here and have a cup of tea instead.